A sign in a shoe repair store: “We will heel you, We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you!”
Sign over a Gynaecologist�s Office : “Dr. George, at your cervix”;
At an Eye Clinic : “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, You’ve come to the right place.�;
On a Plumber’s truck : “We repair what your husband fixed�;
On an Electrician’s truck : “Let us remove your shorts�;
In a Non-smoking Area : “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action�;
On a Maternity Room door : “Push. Push. Push.�;
At a Car Dealership : “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.�;
At the Electric Company : “We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.�;
In a Restaurant window : “Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.�;
In the front yard of a Funeral Home : “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.�;
Last but not least and I LOVE THIS……….
Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck :
“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises“
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