Why Bank Managers finally says ‘No Cash’.

Bank manager goes to a restaurant.

He asks the waiter.

Banker: What have you got?

Waiter: Idly, vada, uppma, pongal, dosa, poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam.

Banker: OK ok, bring idly, vada, and dosa and two oothappam to take away.

Waiter: Sorry sir, all sold out. Nothing is left.

Banker: Why the hell you recited such a big menu?

Waiter: Sir, I go to your ATM daily. After asking for PIN, account details, amount required, whether printed receipt required.

It finally says ‘No Cash’.

Now you know how it feels when that happens!