Bank Officer goes to a south Indian restaurant

Bank Officer goes to a south Indian restaurant.
He asks the waiter – What have you got?

Waiter – Idly , vada, uppma, pongal, dosa , poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam..

Banker – OK ok..bring idly, vada, and dosa. And 2 oothappam for parcel..

Waiter – Sorry sir…all sold out. Nothing is left.

Banker – Why then the hell you recited such a big menu ?

Waiter – Sir , I go to your ATM daily. After asking for PIN , Account details, Amount required , whether printed receipt required etc.,
It finally says ‘ ‘No Cash’…..

Now you know how it feels when that happens!!!!!