I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, �By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!�
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, �By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, �Insha Allah, you will walk today!�
I snapped at him, �There�s nothing wrong with me�
The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."
I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, �By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!�
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
I believe in all Religions now......
