I believe in all Religions now…

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I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, �By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!�

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, �By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, �Insha Allah, you will walk today!�

I snapped at him, �There�s nothing wrong with me�

The Hindu sadhu came and said “Beta, you will walk on your legs today.”

I said “Babaji – nothing wrong with my legs”

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, �By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!�

I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

I believe in all Religions now……