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Dedicated to All Married Men …

Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: “Would you like to join me for jogging?”

Wife: “Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?”

Hubby: “No. Jogging is good for health.”

Wife: “Oh.. that means I am sick.”

Hubby: “No No. If you don’t want to get up, then it’s OK.”

Wife: “So now you think I am lazy, ha?”

Hubby: “NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn’t mean…”

Wife: “Aha! So I don’t understand you because I’m an illiterate, right?”

Hubby: “Now look I didn’t say that.”

Wife: “So am I lying? ”

Hubby: I beg you plz don’t stretch it in the morning.”

Wife: “Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?

HUBBY: “OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??”

Wife: “You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself.”

Hubby: “Plz Plz.. I am feeling giddy now..”

Wife: “See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health.”

Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!!

Alex

Alex is a writer and digital content enthusiast who enjoys covering technology, current trends, useful tips, and topics that matter to everyday readers. With a focus on clear, informative, and easy-to-understand content, Alex aims to provide readers with practical insights and interesting perspectives across a wide range of subjects.

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