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Drink neat from today and save water, says Chairman of Maharashtra Drunkard Association (Satire)

1 Quarter whiskey requires 1 li?re water

1 li?re whiskey requires 4 litres water

Maharashtra consumes approx
80lakh li?re whiskey every day

It means approx 7 crore li?re water is consumed with whiskey daily

Looking at these stats I request all to drink only ‘neat’ from today and save 7 crore li?re water

Jal hai to kal hai!

– Chairman (Maharashtra Drunkard Association)

Alex

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