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What happens when Vijay Mallya goes to SBI to repay the loan?

After lots of allegations and jokes, Vijay Mallya goes to SBI to repay the loan..
Just see what happens:

Monday:
Vijay to SBI person: I want to repay my loan…
SBI: It’s lunch time come after 1 hour…

Tuesday:
Vijay to SBI person: I want to repay my loan, so today I came early at 9.30…
SBI: We are not open still, come after 11 am…

Wednesday:
Vijay to SBI person: I want to repay my loan, I’ve come at 11 am like you asked me to…
Sbi: Monthend sir, today is too much rush,.. wait for some time or come after tea time.

Thursday:( comes at 2 pm )
Vijay to SBI person: I want to repay my loan ..
SBI: Have u brought all the documents?
Looks like two of your documents are missing.. and I need a stamp from the other banks,..
come after doing it.
We can’t take your documents like that – it’s a govt. bank, not private bank, right?

Friday:
Vijay to SBI person: I want to repay my loan , I have come with all the documents…
SBI- The designated person is on leave… come tomorrow…

Saturday:
Vijay goes to Bank & surprised after seeing it closed, asks the watchman: Is the bank closed because of me?
Watchman: Sir.. today 2nd Saturday come On Monday.

Sunday:
Vijay leaves India…

Alex

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