Height of misunderstanding between two Women

Height of misunderstanding between two English known Chinese in two different “Call Centres” where they speak in English.

Caller: Hello, can I speak to
Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes you can speak
to me..

Caller: No, I want to
speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand
you want to speak
to anyone. You can
speak to me. Who
is this?

Caller: I am Sam Wan,
and I need to talk to
Annie Wan. It’s
urgent !

Operator: I know you are
someone and you
want to speak to
anyone. But what’s
the urgent matter
about?

Caller: Well.. just tell my
sister Annie Wan
that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in
an accident. Noe
Wan got injured and
Noe Wan is being
sent to hospital right
now. And Avery Wan
is on his way to the
phospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was
injured and no one
was sent to the
hospital, then the
accident isn’t an
urgent matter ! You
may find this
hilarious but I don’t
have time for this !

Caller: You are so rude !
Who are you ?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be
sorry. Now give me
your name.

Operator: Oh…God..!!