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Man, it looks like that babe is blowing kiss at me

Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building.
Their conversation went as follows:

1st friend: Man, it looks like that babe is blowing kiss at me.

2nd friend: Guy leave that one, no mind her.
(Then the lady signaled to him to come)

1st friend: Man the babe is calling me!

2nd friend: My friend, don’t go.

1st friend: Why would you ask me not to go when a fine babe like this calls me?

2nd frnd: Guy l beg you, don’t go, please don’t go (feeling pity)

(The friend ignored him and went over to the lady, she went to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking)

Lady: (on opening the window) Ha! That’s my husband!!

1st friend: Shit! I’m in trouble!!

Lady: Don’t worry, just pretend like you’re the laundry man and iron these clothes (pointing at a heap of clothes)
(This guy spent the whole day ironing clothes because husband never left home that day again.
The next day he went over to his friend’s place)

1st friend: Pal, can you believe that it was clothes l ironed throughout yesterday?

2nd friend: But I told you not to go. All those clothes you ironed, l WASHED THEM!

Alex

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