A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:
Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector : -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.
Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy.
Inspector : -Color of eyes?
Husband : -Never noticed.
Inspector : -Color of hair?
Husband : -Changes according to season.
Inspector : -What was she wearing?
Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit.
Inspector : -Was she driving?
Husband : -Yes.
Inspector : -Color of the car?
Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door… and then the husband started
crying…
Inspector: -Don’t worry sir,…We will find your car.
Moral – “men will be men”
Key takeaways:There is no single universal moon timing today; moonrise depends on city, date, and…
Key takeaways:City Union Bank reported Q2 FY27 net profit of ₹416 crore, up 27% year-on-year…
Key takeaways:Oman and UAE are scheduled to compete in Match 142 of the ICC Cricket…
Key takeaways:England vs Sri Lanka is an ODI tri-series match in which Harry Brook's England…
Key takeaways:Sam Altman said he is “unhappy” with most MBA students, calling them his “chronic…
Key takeaways:A voter is a citizen whose name appears on an official electoral roll and…