Mother to Son: My husband is not your dad (Satire)

Mother: Son I’m sorry, but my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man and that person, is your real father.”

Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?

Mother: “I’m sorry, but he was my first love, but I could not marry him,
’cause we belong to different religions. He is on the phone right now and wants to speak with his son, come talk to him.”

Son: No I am not speaking to any one. My dad is the only father I know and so that stays.”

Mother: Please don’t be so upset. Just talk to him.

Son: Ok, but I will not commit anything.

Phone: Morning son, I am Mukesh Ambani, your real father.

Son: Maa ki Aaaannkkhhh . . . !!! Dad! Dad! Dad !!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!! Luv u so much Dad!!!! I always knew there was something special about me. Thank you soooo much mum. You are the best mum in the whole world !”

Moral:

Na Biwi Na Bachha;
Na Baap Bada Na Bhaiya;
The Whole thing is that;
Sabse Bada Rupaiya!!