There are some questions for which there is no correct answer

She : Am I looking fat?
He : Yes.
She : *slaps*

She : Am I looking fat?
He : No.
She : Liar!

She : Am I looking fat?
He : Maybe.
She : Can’t you ever be decisive?

She : Am I looking fat?
He : I don’t know.
She : Are you blind?

She : Am I looking fat?
He : Depends.
She : Oh, so you’re comparing me with some one else?
She : Am I looking fat?
He : *silence*
She : Are you deaf?

There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.

For everything else there is Google .