Satire: Lalu Yadav has a heart attack, dies and then goes to hell.

Lalu Yadav has a heart attack, dies and then goes to hell. The devil is waiting for him.

“I’m not sure what to do with you.” says the Devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room for you. As you have to stay here definitely, I’m going to have to let someone else go.”

“I have got 3 folks here who weren’t as bad as you were. I will let 1 of them go and you will have to take their place. However, I will let you decide who leaves!”

Lalu agrees.

Devil opened the 1st room.

In it was Sonia Gandhi & a large pool of hot water. She kept diving in & climbing out, over & over again. Such was her fate in hell.

“No!” said Laalu. ”I’m not a good swimmer!”

Devil led him to next room. In it was Mulayam Singh with a sledgehammer & the room was full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.

“No! I have got a problem with my shoulder. I will be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day.”

Devil opened the 3rd door. Lalu saw Sharad Pawar lying on a king size bed and Over him was Sunny Leone kissing him and doing what she is best at .

Laalu looked in disbelief for a while & says, “Yeah, I can handle this.”

The Devil smiled & said, “OK, Sunny, you are free to Go!!”