“I’m not sure what to do with you.” says the Devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room for you. As you have to stay here definitely, I’m going to have to let someone else go.”
“I have got 3 folks here who weren’t as bad as you were. I will let 1 of them go and you will have to take their place. However, I will let you decide who leaves!”
Lalu agrees.
Devil opened the 1st room.
In it was Sonia Gandhi & a large pool of hot water. She kept diving in & climbing out, over & over again. Such was her fate in hell.
“No!” said Laalu. ”I’m not a good swimmer!”
Devil led him to next room. In it was Mulayam Singh with a sledgehammer & the room was full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
“No! I have got a problem with my shoulder. I will be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day.”
Devil opened the 3rd door. Lalu saw Sharad Pawar lying on a king size bed and Over him was Sunny Leone kissing him and doing what she is best at .
Laalu looked in disbelief for a while & says, “Yeah, I can handle this.”
The Devil smiled & said, “OK, Sunny, you are free to Go!!”
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