Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee : That’s easy, 49.
Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Boss : It’s lion’s birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday
Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er….I guess she drowned….err…
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job….You may leave now!!!
Moral: If ur boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed
So don’t worry about your review.. Just enjoy ur work and enjoy d life…
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