Two Pakistanis… with a French guy

Two Pakistanis…
Zardari and Musharraf moved to Paris where they made friends with a French guy named Jean Paul.

They used to go all over Paris with him when suddenly one day…
Jean Paul disappeared.

The two went to the police and lodged a complaint.

The police asked them if they could give some vital clues about Jean Paul that would help find him.

Zardari says…
“Jean-Paul was handsome and tall ”

Police say…
“Most Frenchmen are like that. Give us something specific ”

Musharraf says…
“Jean Paul had blue eyes and was very fair ”

Police say…
“C’mon guys, lots of Frenchmen have blue eyes and fair hair, tell us something specific ”

Zardari and Musharraf…
“Oh yes…now we remember. Jean Paul had two holes in his ass ”

The Policemen get really interested.

“Now that’s something very specific, but tell us, how do you know this?
Have you guys seen it ?”

Zardari and Musharraf…
“No we haven’t actually seen the holes, but wherever we went with Jean Paul, everyone used to say…
“Here comes Jean Paul with the two assholes “!!!