The whole Congregation SCREAMED “HALLELUJAH”!!

During Sermon at a Mass, the Priest said: “If I had all the Beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”.

And the congregation
cried, “Amen! ”

“And if I had all the Wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the river”.

And the congregation cried: “Amen!”

“And if I had all the Whiskey and Rum in the world, I’d take it all and throw it in the river”.

Again the congregation
cried: “Amen!”…

The Priest sat down.

The Junior Priest then stood up and said: “For our closing Hymn, let’s turn to page 126 of our Hymn books and sing, “We shall
drink from the river”.

The whole Congregation SCREAMED
“HALLELUJAH”!!