A Woman was golfing and accidentally she hits the ball into the woods. She then goes into the woods to look for it and there she sees a frog in a trap.
The frog says to her: If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.
The woman frees the frog, and the frog says: Thank you, but I have failed to mention that there is a condition attached to your wishes, and that is: whatever you wish, your husband will get ten times of that wish.
The woman says: That is okay with me.
For her first wish, she wants to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warns her: you do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, to whom women will just flock to!
The woman replies, That is fine, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.
So in a movement, she becomes the most beautiful Woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wants to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog says: That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you.
The woman replies: That is okay, because what is mine is his and what is his is mine.
So, in a split second she becomes the richest woman in the world.
The frog then asks her, what is her third wish?
She says: I would like to have a mild heart attack.
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!
Moral of the story : Women are normally dumb but they think that they are very smart .
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this: it only proves that women will never listen!!!
You can share this article to all the men for a good laugh, and to all of those ladies who have a good sense of humour
