25 Best Funny Whatsapp Status.
1.Wow now I�m a graduate��.Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
2.Mirrors can�t talk, lucky for you they can�t laugh either.
3.If you can't change a girl....Change the girl.
4.I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.
5.Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.
6.I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
7.Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.
8.Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years� And then we met�!
9.I may be fat,but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
10.Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
11.When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic. ... !!!
12.Status under construction.
13.Here I got another fool reading this
14.typing.....
15.Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
16.I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That�s the sperm that won.
17.I'm not failed... my success is just postponed.
18.Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them ...
19.I know life is a race.... But now I am in practice mode!
20.Hey there�.. be there.
21. I�m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
22.Had a really great "Night Out" last night, according to my police report.
23.Born to express not to impress.
24.Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.
25.Dear Mario�..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
