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A Mathematician Proposing a girl

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your square garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of a particular Magnitude from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, my heart differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only You can solve by making good binary relation with me. The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of
160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Alex

Alex is a writer and digital content enthusiast who enjoys covering technology, current trends, useful tips, and topics that matter to everyday readers. With a focus on clear, informative, and easy-to-understand content, Alex aims to provide readers with practical insights and interesting perspectives across a wide range of subjects.

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