Bacon Scented Underwear Why?

A good News for meat loving men.  Worlds first Bacon scented underware launched.

Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments. It’s like a hot frying pan in your pants.

Science tells us that 45% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex – and now new generations of Canadians won’t have to choose. Because with Bacon Scented Underwear, you won’t know where breakfast ends and your lover starts.
Smoky-delicious underwear shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise. The Internet has decreed that everything must smell or taste of bacon these days, from seaweed to athletic trophies to alarm clocks. Pork-loving singles can even meet on a bacon-focused dating app.