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How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE

How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:
First 3 years….

Perfumes,
Flowers,
Chocolate,
Fruits…

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After 3 years….

Baby Powder,
Johnson’s Cream and Lotions,
Baby Oils….
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After 15 years….

Zandu Balm,
Vicks,
Iodex,
Relispray….
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After 40 years….

Agarbatti…
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Four stages of marriage:
??Mad for each other,
??Made for each other,
?? Mad at each other &
?? Mad because of each other
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What’s Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!
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Definition Of Happy Couple –
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command….

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
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‘Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life.”
– Shakespear
”

Laughing At your Wife’s Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life….”
– Shakespear’s Wife

Catherine

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