Some of the best jokes on Rajinikanth
1. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
2. Rajnikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box
3. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying “BANG”
4. Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks
5. Once Rajnikanth was walking on the highway, he was caught for over speeding
6. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikanth out. It failed miserably
7. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikanth are his films.
8. When Rajnikanth walks on road, he actually does not walk, the road walks under him.
9. An e-mail was sent from pune to mumbai and Rajnikanth stopped it in lonavala.
10. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’leg, after five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
11. The ice age ended when Rajnikant lost his cool.
12. Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago, death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
13. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
14. Rajnikant sneezed only once in his entire life. That was when the tsunami hit.
15. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
16. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
17. When Pope walks with Rajnikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?”
18. Rajnikant got his driver’s license at the age of 16 seconds.
19. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
20. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
21. Initially, Superman couldn’t fly. Then he met Rajnikant. You see, fear gives you wings!!!
22. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
23. Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajnikanth
24. Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
25. Rajinkanth can divide by zero.
26. Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
27. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
28. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe… air comes to hide in his lungs
29. One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….
30. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
31. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
32. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
33. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
34. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
35. One day Rajnikant bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday.
36. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. When Rajnikanth get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.
38. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
39. Sun doesn’t rise until Rajinikanth says ‘Good morning’.
40. Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary.
