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Bill Gates has resigned as the ‘Chairman of Microsoft’ – Satire

Bill Gates has resigned as the ‘Chairman of Microsoft’ after receiving a letter from Rajnikant. It reads:

Saar,

I have some questions for you…. Please yanswer them:

Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba too) There is yeh ‘Start’ button… but no ‘Stop’ button… Rascalaa, where it is?

Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you “laanching” Microsoft Sentence?

Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin… but…there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???

Your name is Bill… But in India they orr selling computers without Bill… Why???

Yand finally yeh personal question:
Your surname is Gates… But you are selling Windows… Why saar why?

Alex

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