Apple – I too have the same
Samsung – I too have. So what’s new?
Aadhar – But why do people criticise me? I only take it once from the people.
Apple – ???? I take finger print and eye scan daily and people love giving it and pay Rs 50,000+ to buy me
Aadhar – OMG Why ? But they say someone can steal these biometric details from me. Don’t they say to you ?
Apple – ? Uff, I actually save every information on the IPhone backup Server. But they love me because I am costly. Indians love costly death.
Aadhar – They say I am not secured, despite of the fact that I am encrypted
Apple – Look do you remember when FBI took data from us ? It’s not about encryption. I gave all data to the US Intelligence
Samsung – I too ??? My brothers like Vivo, Xiomi do the same and the Chinese take it.
Aadhar – But why only I am cursed?
Apple and Samsung unitedly – It is because you are Indian and possessed by Indian people who need excuses to abuse their own Indian Government. You become that Excuse. We are brands! People give Rs 40K- 50 K and give all details like Location, GPS, Contacts, Biometric data, every damn thing and love posting on Facebook – Hey, That’s my New IPhone ???????
How true is this ..
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