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Doesn’t matter — let’s look for yours.

A Goan was in Shoppers Stop the other day pushing his cart around when he collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

The Goan said to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The young guy says, “That’s OK.. .. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.

The Goan said, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”

The young guy says, “Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with dark hair, big brown eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”

The Goan said, “Doesn’t matter — let’s look for yours.”

Most goans’s are helpful like that……

Alex

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