Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up, “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “Awww Mom! I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON :
“One, all the children hate me.
Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “ OK. You give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM :
One,
you are FIFTY-TWO years old,
And should understand your responsibilities.
Two…..
You are the PRINCIPAL of the school “
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