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An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife

An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.
Engineer : I lost my wife ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Engineer : I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Engineer : Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector : Colour of her eyes?
Engineer : Never noticed.
Inspector : Colour of hair?
Engineer : Changes according to season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Engineer : Saree/Churidar/Salwar/Kurta… I don�t remember exactly.
Inspector : Was she going in a car?
Engineer : Yes.
Inspector : Tell me the number, name and colour of the car.
Engineer : Black Audi A8 with Supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine
generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and
has a very thin scratch on the front left door…
And then the engineer started crying
Inspector: Don’t worry sir, hum gaadi dhoond lenge….

Alex

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