Crazy

How to To Be 26 Again!

Generations

A man in his late 40s was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he asked her what she’d like to have for her birthday.

“I’d like to be 26 again”, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On her birthday morning, he got up early, made her a nice big cup of coffee & then took her to Adventure World theme park on a bike.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything….

5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling & her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to the most exotic restaurant where they ate and danced like never before. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda, & her favourite chocolate. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband & collapsed into the sofa exhausted.

He looked at his wife with a big smile & lovingly asked, “Well Dear, what was it like being 26 again?”

Her eyes slowly opened & her expression suddenly changed.

‘I meant my waist size, u idiot !!!”

Moral: No matter how attentively u listen to a woman, you are still gonna get it wrong.

by Swami Unknownananda!!

Alex

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