Being husband is a tough job

When I reached office, I got a call from my wife…”what is the date today?” .. I was wondering..then told her 11 September…call disconnected…i was wondering..her birthday? No…mine…No… anniversary…no..son’s birthday …no…in laws birthday anniversary…no…gas booking..done…utility payments done…her uncle who arrives when we want to go out, squat and kill us and our time…his birthday …no… Then?! Why date??? Lunch and evening tea went with spinning questions…reached home…

Junior was playing in car park… Asked him….how is the weather in kitchen? Tornado… tsunami???…

Boy told ” all normal. Why?”..” your mom asked me..what is the date today in the morning?”…

Boy smiled and told me…” I tore some sheets from calendar in morning…she was confused..”.

Haaaa… Being husband is a tough job.