Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates Some weird answers….

Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates
Some weird answers….

Q – Tell us about yourself?
A – Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you!!

Q – Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
A – Asking stupid questions to new candidates !!

Q – What are your expectations?
A – Salary

Q – What challenges you faced in your earlier job?
A – Staying awake after lunch!!

Q – Why do you want to join our company?
A – Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home ….

Q – What attracts you to our company?
A – The receptionist!!
Q – Why you left your previous job?
A – Previous company shifted office and didn’t inform me new address!!

Q -Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ??
A – Yes… Just don’t ask me where I had gone…!!