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Joke: Hospital Special

A woman called up Apollo hospital and asked~
“I want to know if the patient Rita Mehta in Room No 1438 is getting better??”
.
The RMO replied,
“She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home in a couple of days!”
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The woman said,
“Thank God!
That’s wonderful news!”

RMO:
” I take it you must be a family member or a close friend!”
.
Woman:
“No…no…
I am Rita Mehta. No one tells me anything here !”

Alex

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