Do you know these Corporate language?

Do you know the Corporate language? Read on…

“We will do it.”,
means
” You will do it.”

“You have done a great job.”,
means
“More work will be given to you.”

“We are working on it.”,
means
“We have not yet started working on the same.”

“Tomorrow first thing in the morning . . .”,
means
“Its not getting done.
At least not tomorrow !”.

“After discussion we will decide. I am very open to views.”,
means
“I have already decided. I will tell you what to do”

“There was a slight mis communication.”,
means
“We had actually lied.”

“We are on the right track, but there needs to be a fine-tuning of the deadline.”,
means
“The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.”

“We had slight difference of opinion,”,
means
“We had actually fought.”

“We need to find out the real reason.”,
means
“Well, I will tell you where your fault is.”

“We are a team.”,
means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”

“That’s, actually, a good question.”,
means
“I do not know anything about it.”

“All the Best!”,
means
“You are in trouble!”