Mature Lady Rocks.....
A Mature Lady Gets Pulled Over For Speeding
Lady: �Is There A Problem, Officer?�
Traffic Cop: �Yes Mam, I�m Afraid You Were Speeding.�
Lady: �Oh, I See.�
Cop: �Can I See Your License Please?�
Lady: �Well, I Would Give It To You But I Don�t Have One.�
Cop: �Don�t Have One?�
Lady: �No. I Lost It 4 Years Ago For Drunk Driving.�
Cop: �I See, Can I See Your Vehicle Registration Papers Please.�
Lady: �I Can�t Do That.�
Cop: �Why Not?�
Lady: �I Stole This Car.�
Cop: �Stole It?�
Lady: �Yes, And I Killed And Hacked Up The Owner.�
Cop: �You What!?�
Lady: �His Body Parts Are In Plastic Bags In The Trunk If You Want To See�
The Cop Looks At The Woman And Slowly Backs Away To His Car While Calling For Back Up.
Within Minutes 5 Police Cars Circle The Car.
A Senior Officer Slowly Approaches The Car, Clasping His Half Drawn Gun.
Officer: �Mam, Could You Step Out Of Your Vehicle Please!�
The Woman Steps Out Of Her Vehicle.
Lady: �Is There A Problem Sir?�
Officer: �My Colleague Here Tells Me That You Have Stolen This Car And Murdered The Owner.�
Lady: �Murdered The Owner? Are You Serious?!�
Officer: �Yes, Could You Please Open The Trunk Of Your Car, Please.�
The Woman Opens The Trunk, Revealing Nothing But An Empty Trunk.
Officer: �Is This Your Car, Mam?�
Lady: �Yes, Here Are The Registration Papers.�
The Cop Is Quite Stunned.
Officer: �My Colleague Claims That You Do Not Have A Driving License.�
The Woman Digs Into Her Handbag And Pulls Out A Clutch Purse And Hands It To The Officer.
The Officer Examines The License Quizzically.
Officer: �Thank You Mam, But I Am Puzzled, As I Was Told By My Officer Here That You Didn�t Have A License, That You Stole This Car, And That You Murdered And Hacked Up The Owner!�
Lady: �Bet The Lying Bastard Also Told You I Was Speeding, Too.�
So, Don�t Mess With Mature Ladies
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