Satire: Milk will give you strength and Vodka will give you Ideas

In a Bar run by a Parsi, there was a new Drink on the menu : Vodka HoMi !!!

Customer : What’s this Drink?

Bawa : It’s a cocktail of Vodka mixed with Honey and Milk.

Customer : Why Honey ???

Bawa : Honey gives Energy

Customer : What about Milk???

Bawa : Milk will give you strength

Customer : So why Vodka?

Bawa : Gadheda!
Vodka will give you Ideas about what to do with the Strength and Energy..!!