A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school…

Teacher : Whats your name ?

Boy : Nadir

Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.

Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Nadir?

Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny.

Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school all bruised …

Teacher : What happened Johnny ?

Boy: Ma’m, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.