Boy : Nadir
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.
Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Nadir?
Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny.
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school all bruised …
Teacher : What happened Johnny ?
Boy: Ma’m, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.
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