Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
This is...Positive Thinking...
Lady to her dietician : What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc : How come???
Lady : According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet...
This is ....positive attitude..
A Man wrote to his Bank
"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
This is ...Self Confidence