Positive Thinking, Positive Attitude and Self Confidence

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

This is…Positive Thinking…

Lady to her dietician : What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc : How come???

Lady : According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet…

This is ….positive attitude..

A Man wrote to his Bank

“My Cheque was returned with remark ‘Insufficient funds’. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank”.

This is …Self Confidence