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A man asked�Kejriwal,
"Why Nareandra modi goes walking at evening not in the morning". Kejriwal replied ''Brother, Modi is PM, not AM' '

Doctor: Which soap do you use?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap.
Doctor: Paste?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste
Doctor: Shampoo?
Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo.
Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?
Patient: No.
K. P. Namboodiri is my Roommate !

� A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman � �Which book has helped you most in your life?�
The woman replied � �My husband�s cheque book !!�

� A prospective husband in a book store �Do you have a book called, �Husband � the Master of the House�?
Sales Girl : �Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!�.

� Someone asked an old man : �Even after 70 years, you still call your wife
"Darling, Honey, Love".
What�s the secret?
Old man: I forgot her name and I�m scared to ask her.

� A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife ?
After making call, he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing.
Hell to hell is Free.

� Husband to wife,
"Today is a fine day"
Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day,
he says same thing.
Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can�t take it and asks her husband � since last one week, you are saying this �Today is a fine day�. I am fed up. What�s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, �I will leave you one fine day.�
I was just trying to remind you��

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