Satire: A Christian man had 8 hair on his head

A Christian man had 8 hair on his head.

He went to Barber shop.

Barber in anger asked:

shall i cut or count ?

Christian man smiled and said:

“Colour it!”

LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling

If you feel STRESSED,

Give yourself a Break.

Enjoy Some..

Icecream

Chocolates

Cake

Why?

B’Coz

STRESSED in reverse Spelling

DESSERTS !!!

Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Boring Company..

D E F

Don’t Entertain Fools..

G H I

Go for High Ideas .

J K L M

Just Keep a friend like Me

N O P

Never Overlook the Poor

Q R S

Quit Reacting to Silly Rumours

T U V

Tune Urself for ur Victory..

W X Y Z

We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life
If you see the moon ….. You see the beauty of God …..
If you see the Sun ….. You see the power of God ….. And ….
If you see the Mirror. You see the best Creation of GOD .

So Believe in YOURSELF.

Our aim in life should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0

..9-glass drinking water.
..8-hrs sound sleep.
..7-wonders tour with family.
..6-six digit income.
..5-days week
..4-wheeler.
..3-bedroom flat
..2-Loving neighbourhood
Of cosmopolitan
society.
..1-sweetheart and 1 child
..0-tension!