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Satire: Whatsapp Joke – Narendra Modi vs Rahul Gandhi

Narendra Modi, walked into a bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Rahul Gandhi at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

Rahul looked at Modi and said, “Do you think he will jump?”…

Modi said, “You know, I bet he will jump.”

Rahul replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Modi placed Rs. 1000 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Rahul too placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge jumped off the building, falling to his death.

Rahul was very upset, but willingly handed his Rs.1000 to Modi, saying, “Fair is fair. Here’s your money.”

Modi replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier at the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump.”

Rahul replied, “I too watched, but didn’t think he would do it again.

Modi took the money.

Alex

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