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A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone:�Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?�

�No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.� The little girl quipped.

�After a brief pause daddy says, �But honey you haven�t got an uncle Paul!�

�Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.�

Brief pause,�Uh okay then, this is what I want you to do: put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy�s car has just arrived at the gate.�

�Ok daddy just a minute....�

A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, �Done it daddy. �

"What happened honey?�

�Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed, ran round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all.�

�What about Uncle Paul?� asked Dad. He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn�t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he�s dead.�

After a really long pause this time... Daddy says, �Swimming pool, but we don't have a swimming pool! Is this 486-5731?�

�No, this is 486-5713� �Sorry wrong number....!!!!�

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