Why Vijay Mallya left India?

All Vijay Mallya needs right now is a statement saying he was harassed by Modi and he’s left India due to “Intolerance”

– Nitish Kumar will immediately make him “Bihar ka beta”

– Communist Party will announce him as next “Star Campaigner” in West Bengal.

– Rahul Gandhi and Kejriwal will personally visit his London Home and claim how Modi Govt is killing all such “honest businessman”.

– Barkha Dutt will visit his home in London and find out that he cannot even manage a decent meal.

And finally,

– JNU students will shout slogans – “Mallya hum sharminda hain, tujhe loan dene wale abhi jinda hain”