Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence..
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Judge: Why did you shoot your Wife instead of shooting her lover?
Husband: Your Honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
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NOW, THIS IS TOO MUCH !!
A husband takes photograph of his wife and then declares himself to be a “WILD-LIFE” PHOTOGRAPHER !!
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How the Word..
“Wife” ..was invented?
They Took the First Two And Last Two Letters Of :- WildLife.
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A smart wife’s note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at Reliance Fresh.
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Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING …with backup server called
“Mother In Law ”
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Wife: “Darling Let’s Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday”!
Husband: “Good Idea!, Let’s meet on Monday….!”
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BOSS hangs a Poster in his Office
” I’M THE BOSS, DON’T FORGET AND REMAIN IN YOUR LIMITS ”
He returns from lunch and finds a Note on his desk:
“Your Wife called, she was shouting & said she wants the Poster back at HOME…”
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Boss to his friend: My secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me with my wife in cofee shop.
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One Smart Guy Invented
“WhatsApp”
His Wife Added a feature in it called
‘Last Seen At’
Thank god she didnt add
‘last seen with’!!
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
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Definition Of Happy Couple
HE Does What SHE Wants
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
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What’s Marriage?
Answer : MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
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Once A Man Asked God: “Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry
God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me … And you make them Wife…!!!
Your Problem.. !!!
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