Who is a The Perfect Man?

Who is a The Perfect Man?
– wakes up at 5 am everyday
– exercises everyday
– makes his own bed
– cleans his room
– works sincerely
– does not touch alcohol
– helps in the kitchen
– does not indulge in night life
– always punctual
– prays daily
– hits the bed at 9 pm sharp
Such a perfect man can only be found in….

JAIL