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What will the USA be like in 50 years?

President Obama and the Canadian PM Justin Trudeau are shown a time machine which can see 50 yrs into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question.

Obama: What will the USA be like in 50 years?
The machine gives a printout which reads: The country is in good hands under the new President, Jos� Fernandez…. crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. Vice President Jin Tao has declared Chinese language mandatory in all USA schools. There are no worries.

Justin Trudeau : What will Canada be like in 50 years’ time? The machine gives a printout. Justin just stares at it. Obama: Tell us what it says?

Canadian PM Justin: I can’t! It’s all written in Punjabi!! ??

Alex

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