How long do you use your toothbrush?

Doctor conducting a survey – “How long do you use your toothbrush?”

*Chinese*: “6 months.”

*American*: “3 months”

*Indian*: “There is no fixed time limit doctor. Maybe years… Initially we use it for brushing our teeth; then we use it for dying our hair, cleaning ornaments and cleaning machine parts of our vehicles. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush we use it for running the ‘naada’ in pyjamas and petticoats.”