Mature Lady Rocks…..

Mature Lady Rocks…..

A Mature Lady Gets Pulled Over For Speeding

Lady: “Is There A Problem, Officer?”

Traffic Cop: “Yes Mam, I’m Afraid You Were Speeding.”

Lady: “Oh, I See.”

Cop: “Can I See Your License Please?”

Lady: “Well, I Would Give It To You But I Don’t Have One.”

Cop: “Don’t Have One?”

Lady: “No. I Lost It 4 Years Ago For Drunk Driving.”

Cop: “I See, Can I See Your Vehicle Registration Papers Please.”

Lady: “I Can’t Do That.”

Cop: “Why Not?”

Lady: “I Stole This Car.”

Cop: “Stole It?”

Lady: “Yes, And I Killed And Hacked Up The Owner.”

Cop: “You What!?”

Lady: “His Body Parts Are In Plastic Bags In The Trunk If You Want To See”

The Cop Looks At The Woman And Slowly Backs Away To His Car While Calling For Back Up.

Within Minutes 5 Police Cars Circle The Car.

A Senior Officer Slowly Approaches The Car, Clasping His Half Drawn Gun.

Officer: “Mam, Could You Step Out Of Your Vehicle Please!”

The Woman Steps Out Of Her Vehicle.

Lady: “Is There A Problem Sir?”

Officer: “My Colleague Here Tells Me That You Have Stolen This Car And Murdered The Owner.”

Lady: “Murdered The Owner? Are You Serious?!”

Officer: “Yes, Could You Please Open The Trunk Of Your Car, Please.”

The Woman Opens The Trunk, Revealing Nothing But An Empty Trunk.

Officer: “Is This Your Car, Mam?”

Lady: “Yes, Here Are The Registration Papers.”

The Cop Is Quite Stunned.

Officer: “My Colleague Claims That You Do Not Have A Driving License.”

The Woman Digs Into Her Handbag And Pulls Out A Clutch Purse And Hands It To The Officer.

The Officer Examines The License Quizzically.

Officer: “Thank You Mam, But I Am Puzzled, As I Was Told By My Officer Here That You Didn’t Have A License, That You Stole This Car, And That You Murdered And Hacked Up The Owner!”

Lady: “Bet The Lying Bastard Also Told You I Was Speeding, Too.”

So, Don’t Mess With Mature Ladies

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