The door bell rings in a flat and the woman alone in the house opens the door.
Beggar, "Amma please give me something"
Woman, "here take"
Beggar, "please come out and give"
Beggar, "Ha Ha Ha Ha I am Ravan"
Woman, "Ha Ha Ha I am not Sita, I am the kaamwali."
Beggar, "Ha Ha ,even better, I still regret carrying away Sita, Mandodari will be happy, we want a maid.
I am going to kidnap you."
Woman, "Ha Ha Ha Only Ram came searching for Sita.
If I am missing, ALL the people in the building will come searching for me..."
Maid in India