Teacher :- students tell your names nd hobbies ....
1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .
2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .
3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .
Teacher :- wow good good Everyones hobbies are same ... Ok ....
Now girls turn .......
1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon ......
Teacher shocked ...... ???? Boys rocked ......
In a Nursery School Canteen...
There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-)
"Do not take more than one, God is watching"
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.!
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?
DAD : � Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white�
KID :- Now understand why grandpa�s hairs are all white�
Moral :- Don�t be over smart...
Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth...
Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...
Ultimate
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
